Santi Gigliotti: fat bitch

I suggest we play a game. It’s very simple and mostly for young children, but when you’re done, let’s see if we can both come to a conclusion. You may want to practice reading the following paragraphs if you wish. … Forged audio of Minister Yolanda Díaz’s children’s teacher. Yes, this regimen of bibs, baby food, and single file may be unbearable, but trust me, your experience and results will improve this way. This consists of thinking of things that we cannot do because, in addition to going against common sense, they are in direct conflict with what is practical and useful. The more basic the better. Don’t be shy, use your imagination and plan. Let’s get started.

You cannot play soccer with a wrecking ball. Yes, it’s round too, but I think that’s a bitch, right? good. You cannot eat bananas with the skin on. Even monkeys peel their skin. You can’t ask a cow for water. You can’t ask a pig to exercise self-control. You can’t play a card game without cards. You can’t drive without a steering wheel. You can’t see it when you’re blindfolded. You can’t sing without a voice.

Well, then, you, the typical main character who drinks soda, who as a child asked what the teacher just said and changed his words accordingly to get attention, who is against sports and who believes that everyone will be amazed by your wit and agility, tell me that you can sleep without a bed. And I answer well, yes, if you have a fight with your partner, it’s okay to sleep on the couch, or on the floor, or curled up on a bench, as unfortunately many people do, but is there a better place to rest than on a mattress?

So go ahead and seize your moment of glory. Do you think you will sleep better if you sleep in the hammock that your mother-in-law keeps in her beach chalet? Perfect, congratulations. Come on, come on, it’s been a long time. What kind of power is possible? Perhaps the question is, shouldn’t it be? And he took care of himself and said to me, touching his chin: You are an axe, Aristokaterus… Well, let’s continue.

You cannot make phone calls without insurance. Ah, they communicate using signals. You can’t surf without waves. You can’t walk without legs. Goodbye reminds me of Sergeant Dan from Forrest Gump. Look, I’ll give up. What I meant was that just as you can’t fly without wings, you can’t legislate without support, you can’t govern without a budget, you can’t spend and plan like crazy. But I already know that you who scoff at Marcos Llorente’s ideas are going to go off topic and tell me about the time you criticized others for governing without that idea. What you shouldn’t do is try to reason with nonsense. To you fat bitch. I hope you enjoy it.

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